Total Recall's Director Wanted To Make The Three-Breasted Woman Weirder

Published: Jun 24 2024

Among filmmakers, few dare to venture into the realm of pure weirdness as boldly as Dutch maestro Paul Verhoeven. His satirical, outrageous films often transcend absurdity to achieve a profound sense of gravity. Decades later, it's still astonishing that "Starship Troopers" remains misunderstood as a mere satire on the perils of fascism. But of all Verhoeven's cinematic ventures, none compares to the 1990 sci-fi masterpiece "Total Recall."

Total Recall's Director Wanted To Make The Three-Breasted Woman Weirder 1

The story follows Douglas Quaid, a humble construction worker (portrayed by the indelible Arnold Schwarzenegger), who opts for a virtual Martian adventure as a brain-implanted getaway. Little does he know that the details of this supposed fantasy will bleed into his actual life, leading him to a real-life adventure on Mars where he must confront a tyrannical dictator. Along the way, he encounters a motley crew of mutant Martians, the most unforgettable of which is a sex worker boasting an unconventional anatomy: three full-sized breasts!

Verhoeven's films are renowned for their brazen nudity, and he even stripped down himself to ease the cast's discomfort during a shower scene in "Starship Troopers." But this three-breasted sex worker stands out as a benchmark in cinematic history. Initially, Verhoeven had envisioned an even more extreme design, but was dissuaded by a wise few on the set.

The three-breasted look aligns perfectly with the film's cartoonish tone, a stark contrast to a more realistic four-breasted alternative. The prospect of an entire chest covered in nipples, like a feline or canine, might have been intriguing, but it would have entailed a monumental prosthetic effort. Given the already elaborate creations, such as the animatronic Kuato character emerging from another's abdomen, perhaps the triple-breasted design was the most pragmatic choice. Even Verhoeven acknowledged that the decision was the right one, solidifying this three-tittied lady as a legend in the annals of sci-fi cinema.

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