The episode kicks off at the opulent Medcon Salesforce Corporate Retreat, where over a leisurely breakfast, a fellow named Barry (played by Johnny Pemberton) casually remarks that he slept "like a log." However, misunderstanding ensues as a lady present mistakes his phrase for a derogatory slang, taking offense. She promptly informs the manager, who then gathers everyone's attention to outline the day's agenda before summarily dismissing Barry for his alleged offensive remark. Barry stands speechless, genuinely puzzled by the uproar; he attempts to clarify his innocent intent, but his explanation falls on deaf ears. Just as the manager prepares to escort him out, Phil (portrayed by Chase Joliet) rises to his feet, proclaiming his homosexuality and affirming that Barry's statement was, in fact, accurate. The manager promptly invites Barry to resume his seat, and the group apologizes collectively.
Switching gears, Tom steps into the limelight to discourse on health, emphasizing the diverse approaches people adopt towards well-being. He muses that some individuals thrive solely amidst the unceasing laughter of millions of adoring fans, acutely aware that this adulation could dissipate in an instant. As if on cue, Tom reaches for a gun and places it against his temple. Just before fate seals his destiny, his phone rings, informing him of his show's renewal. With a sigh of relief, he drops the firearm and resumes his monologue on health.
Elsewhere, a teacher (played by Tom Segura) delivers a lecture on the intricacies of the heart, only to be interrupted by a pop-up ad promoting a local gym. With a chuckle, he announces his intention to join, sparking peals of laughter from his students. The janitor, however, offers a dose of realism, hinting that a gym membership alone won't suffice. Post-seminar, the teacher embarks on a tour of the gym, where, in the showers, he becomes fixated on the impressive endowments of fellow members, leading to a meltdown. When one member offers him a spot, he freaks out and declares to the clerk that he feels out of place.
Later, in the locker room, the teacher notices an astonishing growth in his own penis, realizing it was a side effect of the pre-workout supplement. Subsequent scenes depict him becoming a gym regular, interspersed with steamy encounters with various women.
His penis eventually grows to such a colossal size that it becomes an awkward inconvenience for some women to share a bed with him, and the men at the gym find the manner in which it protrudes from his shorts deeply disconcerting. As days turn into weeks, the immense proportions of his penis begin to unravel the fabric of his daily life. Desperate for a solution, he returns to confront the gym clerk. The clerk, unperturbed, reminds him that he had perused the informational pamphlet yet voluntarily continued with the injections. The teacher, intervening, swears he never laid eyes on the pamphlet. Undeterred, the clerk assures him that they can rectify the situation and ushers him toward a room at the rear of the premises.
Upon entering the room, he is handed a hatchet by a female clerk. Initially protesting his reluctance, he hesitates but inquiries about others who might have undergone a similar ordeal. Convinced by her cryptic hint, he grasps the hatchet and swings it with resolve. After a few relentless blows, a surreal twist unfolds as he finds himself transported back to the moment before he inked his name on the gym membership contract. When the clerk renews the offer to join, despite the harrowing experience, he Acquiesces, gulping down several shots of pre-workout supplement, blind to the consequences that might await.
