The seventh episode of "FUBAR" kicks off with Tally and Luke's romantic escapade intensifying, this time transpiring at Merry Fitness. They are wholeheartedly diving into their dating life, yet Luke gently reminds Tally of the necessity to confess the truth to Donnie, paving the way for their relationship to become official once more.
Back in the office setting, Aldon confesses to Emma that their shared kiss was far from a casual peck; it carried genuine depth and meaning. Emma responds by saying she needs time to ponder over her desires and expectations, to which Aldon graciously agrees, content to await her decision with patience.
Elsewhere, a dire order to eliminate Boro is sanctioned, but hilariously, this grave matter takes a backseat as the group finds itself engrossed in offering Barry sexual advice for his relationship with Tina. Barry, somewhat awkwardly, reveals that his only sexual experience stems from encounters with his cousin's cousin (a revelation that the group mistakenly interprets as involving actual family). Meanwhile, Emma remains distracted, still grappling with the complexities of her Carter dilemma.
During the group meeting, Dot's despair deepened as she became aware of the myriad unresolved issues plaguing their team. She shook her head in frustration, likening them to kindergarten tantrums. The mission at hand was to neutralize Boro, yet Luke stood firm in his opposition, convinced it was a flawed strategy. The White House, however, was unequivocally clear: Boro had to be taken out to prevent any potential deals involving nuclear weapons, come what may. Luke's connection to Boro complicated matters further, as he wrestled with the morality of potentially having to eliminate him.
When Luke confided in Pfeffer about his dilemma, the latter perceived that Luke was projecting his own complex emotions regarding Emma onto Boro. Pfeffer adeptly held his ground, engaging Luke in a witty exchange, which Carter soon joined, matching their banter stride for stride. Carter confronted Emma, accusing her of deceit and betrayal, ultimately deciding to call it quits. He declared their relationship over, citing a lack of trust. Emma was taken aback as Carter stormed out, while Barry, arriving late to the office after a night with Tina, faced a different dilemma. Tina had received orders to return to the NSA upon completion of their mission, prompting Barry to embark on a series of maneuvers to keep her within their department. This sparked a chain of intricate "side quests" as Barry navigated through various colleagues to secure Tina's continued presence.
The culmination of their elaborate plan saw the team jetting off to Azerbaijan, where they were to rendezvous with their rogue operative, Landon, within the confines of Sardovia. Part of this daring scheme involved masquerading as deceased Sardovians, an act that necessitated being confined within coffins. During the flight, Luke harangued Emma about her skewed moral compass, but she retaliated sharply, pointing out the hypocrisy in his treatment of Tally. Taken aback by her rejoinder, Luke underwent a transformation and phoned Tally, resolving to end their relationship as well.
In the land of Sardovia, Roo has succumbed to an overdose of pills, her words slurring incoherently as reality slips from her grasp. The companions, caught in a whirlwind of chaos, are compelled to confront Landon, who reveals his true colors – an adversary in disguise. Accompanied by a phalanx of guards and thugs, Landon initiates a relentless pursuit.
The ordeal culminates in a fiery conclusion as Roo, in a haze of desperation, detonates their means of escape while Landon's minions are momentarily halted. In the tumult, Aldon falls victim to a stray bullet, pierced cleanly through but incapacitated nonetheless by the wound's severity. Left to grapple with Aldon's plight, Roo, her senses clouded by drugs, finds herself compelled to intervene, her normally clean hands forced into life-saving surgery amidst the subterranean confines.
Meanwhile, Emma and Luke ascend from the subterranean depths into an abandoned warehouse, their mission critical: to locate the nuclear weapons. Abandoned underground, Roo, her senses addled and her judgment impaired, is left to wrestle with Aldon's collapsing lung, her desperate attempts to save him interspersed with surreal moments – a karaoke break and the peculiar sight of her urinating into a jar.
Elsewhere, Boro and Luke come to blows, but Luke's resolve wavers at the brink of delivering a fatal strike, only to be blindsided by Cain's unexpected appearance. In a swift reversal, Luke vanquishes Cain, casting his lifeless body into a storage room along with a grenade. The ensuing blast sends shockwaves through the warehouse, severing Emma's communication with Luke and isolating her behind a barrier of rubble as flames lick at the air.
Emma, her earpiece reduced to silent shards, finds herself ensnared by the encroaching flames and confronted by Boro. With communication lines cut and the temperature rising, the pair find themselves locked in a dramatic, heart-stopping standoff, leaving the narrative suspended on a knife's edge.
